May 2012
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
monday: *oversleeps* tuesday: *oversleeps* wednesday: *oversleeps* thursday: *oversleeps* friday: *oversleeps* saturday: *wakes up at 7am* sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm dead
snoopdong:
yugoslavic:
a movie about flying spiders in 3DÂ
ask6amzee:
ask6amzee:
Me at school
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares k bitch
jakes-phantasmal-erection:
askdavechick:
sanguinarywaverer:
2pbouvet:
vvaccine:
...
ask6amzee:
mcsiggy:
Wait, if Florida is infested with zombies and...
jenni-182:
msnatty:
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