This is how the Maryams met I just know it
porrim: Well hey there. Kanaya is it?
porrim: Do+n't be shy, I do+n't bite. Well, no+t immediately.
kanaya: Nice Dress
porrim: Thanks. Want to try it o+n?
kanaya: Why Are You Stripping
kanaya: Oh My God
Straight guys: I am attracted to Porrim Maryam
Lesbians: I am attracted to Porrim Maryam
Straight girls: I am attracted to Porrim Maryam
Gay guys: I am attracted to Porrim Maryam
Aranea: I am attracted to Porrim Maryam
Hussie: I am attracted to Porrim Maryam
The fandom: I am VERY attracted to Porrim Maryam
People who aren't attracted to Porrim: Who am I kidding pls make love to me Porrim
Kankri: Haha nope
zippyc: lindzar: amateurcatalyst: “dave is emotionless” does THIS look emotionless to you? YES GOOD POST THANK.
me: omg it's karkat's ANCESTOR IGHGUHRUHSGR
one minute later
me: shut the fuck up please oh my God
Doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
jackfrostguardian: phunkyvanspam: ask-kagene-rui-and-alex:
countrylovingcowgirl: behold-glory-of-zillyhoo: molto-bene-on-my-pene: ssophoo: loookiiii-ddd: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. the whole episode is epic ‘is mayonnaise an instrument’ You must always reblog the bubble bowl. I literally can’t contain my feels the faces in this are pERFECT I don’t even care if you don’t like this...
God, the Typhoon warnings that go off in our neighborhood are just creepy to me cause their all monotone and they echo. I just get all creeped out and worried.
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Cottleston Pie...: Okay so when I was flying back... →
faygo-fuckyourself: Okay so when I was flying back to Japan I was waiting for the plane to take off and this couple’s tickets had them separated and they were asking this women if the wife could swap tickets with her so they couple could sit together and she said “No” like all rude and shit and I was across the aisle…
latulaaa: homestuck update more like lesbians: the musical featuring the classic “everybody’s getting laid but kankri”
2tonocean: S6N, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE S6OMETHING AB6UT ME.
nemesismess: IT’S A HUSS IN A BOX
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i dont think ill ever get over the fact that ill never know what its like to have a boner
ROSEMARY IS CANON
tipsygnosdick: IT S CANON WE DID IT KIDS WE CLIMBED THIS WHOLE LESBIAN MOUNTAIN
andrewhussiesbosom: people who can write, draw, AND play an instrument
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